What do you call poultry that glows in the dark?

Chicken Kiev

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How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

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How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount