What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

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How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.