Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Where did the man go after the explosion?

All over.

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters