Because we want to!
Dates!
Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
All over.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
He dies in his LA home at 82.
Because they lack taters