Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

A: Anything he wants to be called.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

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How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...