Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

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Why do we need to die?

chickens

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!