Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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How did the feminist die?

Alone

What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.