Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

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What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.