Because we want to!
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
Darth Vader.
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
The Sound of Silence.
Through the Windu.
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"