Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory