Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where were you wanting to go ?

then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest