What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"