She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.
Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.
You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.
Student: A teacher!
Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.
Moandays.
Fry-day
After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in
Mrs Hawking