What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record