What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What do you call rude fungi?

Shiit-talking mushrooms

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

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What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car