What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do prisoners use to talk to each other?

Cell phones.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ?

Pupil: I get up early !

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.