What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.