What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Why was the mother flea so unhappy?

All her children had gone to the dogs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!