What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Frank Jokes More Frank Jokes

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend