Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.