Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

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What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!