Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

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What do hard-working grocery store clerks get every year?

A celery increase.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha Ching

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang