How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.