How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.