How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

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What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

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Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.