What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.