Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.

What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

A: Wait at the buzz stop.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts