Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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He tribe of pygmies is a cunning bunch of runts.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

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Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

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Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

What do you call a girl from Alabama who's faster than her brothers?

A virgin

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.