Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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All of them

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.

What is the difference between a divorce and a hurricane in the south?

Nothing, someone is losing a trailer!

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love