Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Both are dead inside.

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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Because it reminds them of home.

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What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

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How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

How can you tell a redneck girl is a virgin?

She can run faster than her brother.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy