Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.