Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

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Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

How is Harrison Ford like the Reddit admins?

Both should have said no to the latest update.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream?

Grand Theft Gelato

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

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Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call a pepper in late autumn?

A little chili