What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when mix the last of the solute with the last of the solvent?

The Final Solution

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why wouldn't Pope Pius bless any helicopters when they were first manufactured?

Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".