What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows?

A Helenkelicopter.