How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.