How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.