How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

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Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn "

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!