How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.