How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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How do I like my eggs?

Umm in a cake.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.