How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!