Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

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What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

Where Your Children Are?

Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.