Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

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What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.