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Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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He made a booo-ty call

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Arkansa Jokes More Arkansa Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.