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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why are condoms transparent?

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

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Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!