Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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They won't stop to ask for directions.
fertilized"
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
the spermutations.
The egg gets laid!
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.
Quit being nosey.
I D K"
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Arkansas
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
