Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

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Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What is long, hard and full of sperm ?

The sock under my bed.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.