Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
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They won't stop to ask for directions.
fertilized"
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
the spermutations.
I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.
Four different answers
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
It's testicle physics.
Artificial Intelligence
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Walk this way
Goddamn right.
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Parabolems?
Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin
Shoot before he hits the water.
Fry-day
His friends egged him on
