How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.