How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?

Well it's back to the old grind!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

fertilized"

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?