Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Previous Random Joke Next
Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.