Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when a cat stops?

A: A paws!

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Fertilize Jokes More Fertilize Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?