Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.