Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.