She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.
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It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Gladiator.
Ding Dong
A Mandarin
Because he was accused of Boolean.
A syntax error.
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
