New Girlfriend Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

You might also enjoy:

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

What are instructions?

Correct."

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!