New Girlfriend Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the other robot as they destroyed each other?

Nothing personal."

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What's the difference between a corpse and a Chinese baby girl?

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Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.