New Girlfriend Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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Why are you so upset?

It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Instruction Jokes More Instruction Jokes

Why wasn't I able to see the instruction manual?

Because the instructions were clear.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions