What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!