What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!