What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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How do feminists like their eggs cooked?

Ovary-Z

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..