Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

Range Jokes More Range Jokes

What is the range of a tuba?

A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...