Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

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He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

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What did the daschund say when he was neutered?

Auf weinersehen

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.