Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.