Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.