Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.