Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke?

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy