Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog?

They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".