Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy