Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

the both want to unzip your genes. if you didnt get it: https://ca.answers.yahoo.com/question/index qid=20121209104938AAKihOC

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".