What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How did the Canadian win the hockey game?

He took stEHreroids

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Because 0 1 2

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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Why are softball games so hard to follow?

Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.