What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

What's infinite times better than the Super Bowl?

The Hyperbole

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.