What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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A running play - Obviously...

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.