What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Who always wins the insect election?

The lesser of two weevils.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.