What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Touchdown Jokes More Touchdown Jokes

How do you say "touchdown" in Polish?

Gronkowski

How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?

Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.