What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown