What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What's does a black man have in common with a tornado?

It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Where do you go if a twister is about to touchdown in Texas?

The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!