What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"