What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.