What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.