What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.