What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.