What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless