What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter?

Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.