What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What is the difference between an 8 year old fine wine and a bad wine?

One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.