What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What do you call the North Korean dictator?

Seouless