What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.