What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?

PYONG! YANG!

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).