What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.