What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What did the community do when there was an injustice involving law enforcement?

Black people took to the streets. White people took it to Reddit and complained about how nobody is doing anything about it.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.