How did the snowman get happy?

The snowblower came around

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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How do you turn a washing machine into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.