What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

What do you call a joke on drugs?

Highlarious

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

How do I look today?

Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.