What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids?

A dislocated hipster.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.