What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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Why do I need the life vest?

Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one.

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

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What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.