What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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How do you call a joke that is not funny?

Lame.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

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What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?

The e-quator.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.