What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.