What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."