What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

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What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.