What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size?

What do you call a file that is a petabyte in size? A peta-file.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?