What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.