What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

What is 6 afraid of 7?

Because size matters.