What do you call a judge that doesn't have any fingers?

Justice Thumbs

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people