Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN"

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers