What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.