What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...