Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
He was caught poaching.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
They are both santa clauses.
Reverse to make sure.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
There was a lot of ham in him.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
And how can we cheer it up
The dive-in
It really took a dive...
