What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What do you do if you see a blue banana?

Try to cheer it up.

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.