What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.