Dive Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...