Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...