Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

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What do you get when you cross a dove and a serpent?

A Christian...

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...