Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !