Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in