When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What do you call a balding Native American?

A patchy..

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*