When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !