When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool?

It just deepends.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.