Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!