Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.