Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse?

Hodor.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor