What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.