What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.