What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.