Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
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Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
All the horses drowned
Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
Cut it in half.
he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."
You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
He punches the bucket
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
CANNIBAL!!!
Ask them to get out of the pool.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Throw your laundry in.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
