Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
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What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
Bernadette
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!
Because it was too shallow.
A one-hour facial.
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
A wind tunnel!
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
She has it bronzed.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Two. One to cut and one to glue
