Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Please get out of the swimming pool"
Deep ends really.
Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"
Throw in your laundry.
Don Juan de Marco Polo.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Say "Get out of the pool."
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
A: Frosted Flakes.
It deep-ends.
Bob
A baby with burst armbands.
Bob.
When your bald !
Because he makes all the ladies wet.
Porridge
It just deepends.
I don't know I have DirecTV.
P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Tequila Mockingbird
He blew him off.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Drowns.
The players all drowned in spring training.
Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.
Matt
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
A bud hound !
Russell.
She has no legs
