What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird