What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.