What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with a large labia minora?

Cunstwaylow

What do you call Mexican stoners?

Baked beans

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What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

What did the DNA say to the RNA?

What are U doing here?

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout