What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage ?

The tale of a rat.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout