What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

What is slimy and wobbly tastes of raspberry and lives in the seas?

A red jellyfish.

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Shootout Jokes More Shootout Jokes

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.