Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Black Joke Jokes More Black Joke Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Mexican Joke Jokes More Mexican Joke Jokes

What's the most important part of making a Mexican joke ?

Making sure that no Juan hears you.

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.