Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
A hole in Juan
It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
Making sure that no Juan hears you.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
A Juan-a-be
Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
Your Bike
Because they'd get in trouble.
Because they were still monkeys.
By looking over your shoulder!
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal