What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?

It is to get West Nile in the stew line.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble