Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.