Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."