Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What do you call an expert that studies sign language?

A signtist!

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Bus Stop Jokes More Bus Stop Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."