Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the baby fall off the swing?

It had no arms.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Why don't old people like tennis?

There's too much racket

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.