Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: calling out to me as I exit the park Why are you leaving?

Is it something I said

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What do old people with Alzheimer's often say?

I don't remember.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.