Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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Why do blondes prefer the pill instead the condom?

Because it's waaay easier to swallow

Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Their shaky hands!

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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They both get ditched in the park

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.