Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino?

Because they hate french press.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.