What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

What would Kim Jong Un call his children?

His young'uns

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do old people often do?

Die

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"