What do old people often do?

Die

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What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

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What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.