What do old people often do?

Die

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people